…Of course in this technological age, it is possible for robots to talk. But you can catch them out. Ask the person who’s fucking you, “Does that feel good?” and if they answer, “Hartford is the capital of Connecticut,” you know you have a problem. Get out of there fast. You might actually be fucking Alexa.
You crack me up.
Honestly, I don’t believe in certain tests to see if shawty and me are compatible doing the horizontal tango — it either works or it doesn’t. Mostly it comes down to sexual preferences anyway.
But here’s an honest tip to get your sex life from mediocre and average to pretty good (or from pretty good to acute danger of dehydration): Talk. Talk. Talk. Communication is key.
The more you talk about these things the more your partner knows what really gets you going (this works vice versa as well) and the more you encourage and motivate them to try things and get frisky.